flynnabob:

Just look at how his boobs jiggle

flynnabob:

Just look at how his boobs jiggle

(via the-cumberbum-deduces)

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

(via daftpunkses)

loudst:

arspooktzka:

i don’t trust asexuals because their brains are not distracted by the matters of the flesh.

where is all that brain power going.

i bet it’s going to the overmind, where they are gathering strength to consolidate their hold over the world

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you know too much.

(via daftpunkses)

deductionhunters:

bvsedjesus:

chaystar:


“we’re gonna fucking die”

aint he a water type tho lol


"y’all motherfuckers are gonna fucking die and i’m gonna fucking watch"

deductionhunters:

bvsedjesus:

chaystar:

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“we’re gonna fucking die”

aint he a water type tho lol

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"y’all motherfuckers are gonna fucking die and i’m gonna fucking watch"

(via foreverwholocked)

bestillmyshippingheart:

ravingsofabitch:

A few days ago, some guys came to the steak house I work at and ordered a Downtown Brownie, which is this huge ass brownie with ice-cream and whipped cream and hot fudge and chocolate chips. They wanted to share it, but they were both guys, so they made me put it on 2 plates. So I did this.

#the best part about this is #i bet they fought over which one had to have the plate with ‘homo’ on it

bestillmyshippingheart:

ravingsofabitch:

A few days ago, some guys came to the steak house I work at and ordered a Downtown Brownie, which is this huge ass brownie with ice-cream and whipped cream and hot fudge and chocolate chips. They wanted to share it, but they were both guys, so they made me put it on 2 plates. So I did this.

#the best part about this is #i bet they fought over which one had to have the plate with ‘homo’ on it

(via gallifreysconsultingphoenix)

zazzlesiszazzy:

calmtempest:

airation:

todundverderben:

Egypt Avengers by *ChristianNauck

What’s that annoying shadow blocki—oh.



LOL. That shadow totally got me.

zazzlesiszazzy:

calmtempest:

airation:

todundverderben:

Egypt Avengers by *ChristianNauck

What’s that annoying shadow blocki—oh.

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LOL. That shadow totally got me.

(via this-is-my-oblivion)

blaine-anderson:

i wonder if tom hanks just writes “t hanks” in his thank you cards like it’s a message and signature all in one

(via hannibaltocannibal)

nerdytf2girlderek:

The most embarrassing movie you will ever see.

(via captainduhduhduhduhduh)